I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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