mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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