How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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