Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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