i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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