I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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