He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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