I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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