Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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