So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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