bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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