Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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