This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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