I could make wine with my vomit
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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His hands were made for my vagina.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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