Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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