MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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