i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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