dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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