How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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