Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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