Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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