I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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