i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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