i just wanna soil my oats bro
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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