Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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