nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
BRING THE BAGELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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