it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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This baby is an asshole
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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