Already got asked if we're dating
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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