I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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