and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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