Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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