There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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