It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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