I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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