yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well you can't waste a boner
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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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