I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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