you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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