garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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