i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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