K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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