Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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