Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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