I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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