I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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