I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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