omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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