the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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