I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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