While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Bring me that man meat
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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