i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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